Sponge.

"I really feel like I should wash myself tonight. And by that I mean get into the shower. This week's been a bitch so it might as well help rather than make it worse. Hmm. Maybe I should jump. Yes? Yes. I guess the window's got a pretty nice view. I wonder if it looks even better from the outside. Yeah. I'll definitely jump. Hmm. But first, the shower, then I'll kill myself."